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Hey YOU!
Didn't know that YOU read this.
Do YOU find it entertaining?

Hey. How's life?
Do you think you have what it takes to be referred to as YOU?
If so, please direct all petitions, incquiries, and/or general concerns my way.
For the down times that frequent my summer vacation, I need things to keep me occupied.

"A bored Reggie is a scary thing."